Damn it, Janet. Dan Poliak on the complete madness of 2004.
1990: Inga makes another attempt at UK stardom and Trevor Horn has had a few cowboys in...
In which necessity is the mother of re-invention.
It's one of Kirsty MacColl's greatest songs. Terry's ALL GOLD.
Category is: dancefloor eleganza. Yes, it's the Morales-booster that is "I'm the One You Need".
Film star in Moomin-pop-courtly-love-quite-good-album shocker!
She's just some pop star that you used to know. As it turns out, a ruddy brilliant one.
You're a mid-tempo, mid-eighties filth-fest, I'm a downtown, downbeat guy.
Christmas. It's for the grown-ups really, isn't it?
The entire pop career experience squeezed into a little under two years: it's the one and only Billie Piper!
Because nothing says "feel good" like a dose of Apocalypse Pop.
Amazing pop stars at the top of their game in not-disappointing-in-the-slightest collaboration shocker! It can only be Cyndi Lauper and the Bangles.
Who's for some Vick's and lemon gin?
Oh my darling, look my way.
Where do Brücken hearts go? The bargain bin, sadly.
In which Gloria Estefan hitches a ride with Pharrell Williams, unfortunately just before he fitted new wheels on his wagon.