


Janet Jackson – R&B Junkie
Damn it, Janet. Dan Poliak on the complete madness of 2004.

Inga Humpe – Riding Into Blue (Cowboy Song)
1990: Inga makes another attempt at UK stardom and Trevor Horn has had a few cowboys in...

Kim Wilde – A Miracle’s Coming
In which necessity is the mother of re-invention.

Kirsty MacColl – Terry
It's one of Kirsty MacColl's greatest songs. Terry's ALL GOLD.

Jody Watley – I’m the One You Need
Category is: dancefloor eleganza. Yes, it's the Morales-booster that is "I'm the One You Need".

Milla Jovovich – Gentleman Who Fell
Film star in Moomin-pop-courtly-love-quite-good-album shocker!

Kimbra – Cameo Lover
She's just some pop star that you used to know. As it turns out, a ruddy brilliant one.

Spagna – Easy Lady
You're a mid-tempo, mid-eighties filth-fest, I'm a downtown, downbeat guy.

Tracey Thorn – Joy
Christmas. It's for the grown-ups really, isn't it?

Billie Piper – Misfocusing
The entire pop career experience squeezed into a little under two years: it's the one and only Billie Piper!

Carly Simon – Share the End
Because nothing says "feel good" like a dose of Apocalypse Pop.

Cyndi Lauper – Change of Heart
Amazing pop stars at the top of their game in not-disappointing-in-the-slightest collaboration shocker! It can only be Cyndi Lauper and the Bangles.

Laura Branigan – Spanish Eddie
Who's for some Vick's and lemon gin?

Belinda Carlisle – Valentine (Remix Edit)
Oh my darling, look my way.

Claudia Brücken – Absolut[e]
Where do Brücken hearts go? The bargain bin, sadly.

Gloria Estefan – Wepa
In which Gloria Estefan hitches a ride with Pharrell Williams, unfortunately just before he fitted new wheels on his wagon.

Diana Ross – Tenderness
Stewart on the Revenge Release: artist left your label for pastures new? Just plunder their back catalogue.

Dolly Parton – Here You Come Again
Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!

Tasmin Archer – One More Good Night With the Boys
Never be the Next Big Thing.

Madonna – Keep it Together (Single Remix)
Do something else. Do my eyebrows.